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"Ranked the 7th best bar in the world in 2022! Their first location is good fun and offers great cocktails. There second, and larger location, down the street has more outdoor space."
"Imagine if your really cool friends opened a bar. That’s TWO SCHMUCKS. This spot has a good sense of humor and phenomenal drinks in a laidback venue."
"#7 Bar in the world (2023) "
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